Julius Caesar

— You... it... Dear! Don`t you know who i am?
— I know. Dinner.
— What do you mean?! I am, incidentally, the librarian of the Prince of Kiev!
— In that case, you`ll need garlic.

Of course, there`s honour in taking risks, but nothing will add to my honourable looks more than expensive harness and golden shoes.

Good evening! The branch broke — in half. That`s funny!

Wow, that`s what i call a woman! Listen, Tikhon, give her a closer look. Why not? You`ll be as safe as houses! And so will your household...