Jonathan Carnahan

— Have you no respect for the dead?
— Of course I do. But sometimes I'd rather like to join them.

Two questions. Who the hell was Seti the First, and was he rich?

— I only want four! Four! I only want for, not a whole bloody herd! O'Connell! Can you believe the cheek?
— Just pay the man.

Where'd our smelly little friend get to?

— What was that?
— Sounds like bugs.
— He said bugs?
— What do you mean, bugs? I hate bugs!

— Tell me, has your sister always been...
— Oh, yes, always.

And the rivers and waters of Egypt ran red and were as blood.