John Lennon

— How did you find America?
— Turned left at Greenland.

— They've gone potty out there. The place is surging with girls.
— Please, sir, can I have one to surge me, sir, please, sir?

— Honestly! Me mind boggles at the very idea, a grown man and you haven't shaved with a safety razor.
— It's not my fault. I come from a long line of electricians.