— Is he any good?
— Yeah, he seemed like a smart guy. He had a business card and everything...

— Anyway, two of the witnesses decided not to testify, and the third guy... he committed suicide.
— How?
— He stabbed himself in the back four times and threw himself off a bridge.

— You think the whales piss in that water?
— No, I think they use the men's room next door at the Burger King.