Jane Molloy

Elizabeth Sloane: — Palm oil is a key ingredient in Nutella. If the Federal Government taxes it at 300%, it'll cost more for us to gorge ourselves on it.
Jane Molloy: — Isn't palm oil in pretty much everything?
Elizabeth Sloane: — We could have called it the Soap Tax, but the public cares more about Nutella than they do soap.
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Elizabeth Sloane: — Hey, Spencer, did you know that Americans care more about Nutella than they do about soap?
Junior Spencer: — Uh, okay.
Elizabeth Sloane: — See that? No reaction.

— Today is a landmark day, you know why? Because I'm free.
— Name one thing you can do today that you couldn't have done yesterday?
— Quit my job.
— You could've done that yesterday, but it would've been stupid.
— I can quit today and...
— It'd still be stupid. You clear your college debt and celebrate by enrolling in post-grad?

— See, this is why I'm thinking about post-grad.
— Jane, we go to school to prepare us for the real world.
— I'm not sure I like the real world.
— So you want to bury your head in Socrates?
— You know that Socrates never actually wrote anything.
— That's beside the point. If you don't like it, you change it.