Harry (director of a design agency)

— And where's Sarah, by the way?
— She couldn't make it in today. Family thing.
— There's a word for hangover I've never heard before.

— Sarah, switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here.
— Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, what, two hours?
— And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?
— Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, an hour and 30 minutes.

— What is this we're listening to?
— Joni Mitchell.
— I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.
— I love her and true love lasts a lifetime.