Fred Ballinger

You were right... Music is all I understand. And you know why? Because you don't need words or experience to understand it. It just is.

Your mother would've understood you. I can't.

Tremendous effort, Mick. Tremendous effort, Mick, with a modest result.

Lena: The French have emailed me every single day. They insist that you write your memoires. What should I do?

Fred: Let them insist.

Lena Ballinger: And what does she do?

Fred Ballinger: The most obscene job in the world.

Lena Ballinger: She is a prostitute?

Lena Ballinger: Worse. She is a pop star.

— Did you take a piss today?
— Twice. Four drops. You?
— Same. More or less.
— More? Or less?
— Less.