— Aye, we're good and lost now. — Lost? — For certain you have to be lost to find a place as can't be found. Elseways, everyone would know where it was. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Hector Barbossa Elizabeth Swann
— Why is the rum gone? — One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance — that they won't see it? — But why is the rum gone? Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Captain Jack Sparrow Elizabeth Swann alcohol (drug) Funny Quotes
— Jack... It would never have worked out between us. — Keep telling yourself that, darling. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Elizabeth Swann Captain Jack Sparrow relationship Funny Quotes
— Sao Feng is dead. He fell to the Flying Dutchman. — He made you captain? They're just giving the bloody title away now. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Elizabeth Swann Captain Jack Sparrow Funny Quotes
— This is madness. — This is politics. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Captain Jack Sparrow Elizabeth Swann politics
— My intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled. — I just thought I'd be married by now. I'm so ready to be married. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Captain Jack Sparrow Elizabeth Swann women marriage of women
Do you like pain? Try wearing a corset. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl pain clothes
— So that's it, then? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. — Welcome to the Caribbean, love. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Captain Jack Sparrow Elizabeth Swann Ironic Quotes
— Who is this betrayer? — Not likely anyone among us. — Where's Will? — Not among us. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Captain Jocard Hector Barbossa Elizabeth Swann Captain Jack Sparrow betrayal Sarcastic Quotes
— What sort of a man trades a man's life for a ship? — Pirate. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Elizabeth Swann Will Turner
— I'm here to find the man I love. — I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea. — Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Elizabeth Swann Captain Jack Sparrow love sea
— Barbossa! Marry us! — I'm a little busy at the moment! — Barbossa, now! — Fine then. Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today, to nail your gizzards to the mast, you poxy cur. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Hector Barbossa Elizabeth Swann Will Turner Funny Quotes
— We are very much alike, you and l. I and you. Us. — Except for a sense of honour and decency and a moral centre. And personal hygiene. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Captain Jack Sparrow Elizabeth Swann Ironic Quotes
— You and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you have a chance to show it. — To do the right thing. — I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. — You'll have the chance to do something... something courageous. And when you do, you'll discover something. That you're a good man. — All evidence to the contrary. — I have faith in you. Want to know why? — Do tell, dearie. — Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be admired and gain the rewards that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Elizabeth Swann Captain Jack Sparrow goodness affairs moment curiosity
The Brethren will still be looking here to us, to the Black Pearl to lead. And what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No. No, they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons. They will hear the ring of our swords, and they will know what we can do. By the sweat of our brows, and the strength of our backs, and the courage of our hearts. Gentlemen, hoist the colours. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
— I'm told it's the latest fashion in London. — Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Governor Weatherby Swann Elizabeth Swann fashion