— Are you retarded?
— Why are you eating a chocolate cake for breakfast? Have you no shame?
— It's a muffin. You never had a muffin for breakfast?
— A muffin, let's see. Eggs, milk, flour, sugar, cocoa powder, chocolate. That sounds exactly like a cake, but of course, no civilized person
would ever eat a chocolate cake for breakfast.
— You've lost your mind.