— You want to come to the wedding?
— Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
— You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
— Your side always was a bit lonely. But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.

— Pai Mei taught you the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique?
— 'Course he did.
— Why didn't you tell me?
— I don't know. Because I'm... a bad person.
— No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while... you can be a real cunt.

Bitch you don't have a future.
You're fuckin' dead!
You bitch! You bitch!

It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.

— Is that what I think it is?
— You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?
— You know, for a second there, yeah, I kind of did.
— Silly rabbit. Trix are for... Kids.