Angelica Teach

— What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
— Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

— You lied to me by telling me the truth?
— Yes.
— That's very good. May I use that?

You can be so charming when you want something, Jack.

How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?

— You seduced me and you used me. I was innocent of the ways of men.
— You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.

— Every soul can be saved.
— Be that true, young cleric?
— Yes. Though you I see as a bit of a long shot.

— Admit it, Jack, you still love me.
— If you had a sister or a dog, I'd choose the dog.

— If this is a dream, you can keep the sword and boots on. If it's not...
— It's a dream.

— Wait... I am with child. Yours.
— I don't recall that we ever had...
— You were drunk.
— I've actually never been that drunk.

— Jack... have you ever, in fact... seen with your own eyes... the Fountain of Youth?
— I'm sorry, could you repeat the question, please?

— He bought that?
— I sold that.

— I hate you.
— The bloke who saved your life?
— The years I possess, stolen from my own father.
— I only helped Blackbeard do what any father should have done.

— Sir, what she is is pure evil! More to be feared than a wild beast. Hungry wild beast with gnashing teeth. Vengeful, hungry from hell beast...
— Father!
— Sweetness!