Algernon

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to some one else, if she is plain.

However, I don't mind hard work where there is no definite object of any kind.

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stock-brokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties.

My duty as a gentleman has never interfered with my pleasures in the smallest degree.

If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.

Science is always making wonderful improvements in things.

In married life three is company and two is none.