— Sounds to me like someone is afraid of commitment. Let me guess. Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party... then cheated on you with whole wrestling team. — Close. Actually, it was my college girlfriend Tracy. And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor. — Oh, she liked the older man. — Older women. About 50 years older. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment 50 First DatesAlexaHenry RothSexCheating, TreasonFunny Quotes