— I'm sorry, Homer. Your H. M. O. doesn't cover this type of injury. — But I have finger insurance! — A thumb is not a finger. — Isn't there anything you can do? — Well, I could cut off the other thumb for a sense of symmetry. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Homer SimpsonDr. Julius M. Hibbert Season 12 Episode 18 Funny Quotes