South Park [Season 1]

Ladies and Gentlemen. If there are any questions you may direct them to that brick wall over there!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.

Damnit! We'll never get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people!

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

After all, hunting sober is like fishing sober.