Swearing Quotes

— I use swear words like anybody else.
— Oh, really? I never heard you. When is it that you do all this cussing? After I go to bed or...?
— I swear when it's appropriate.
— Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

— Will you take me swimming in the ocean?
— Can we talk about it after my head stops exploding?
— Why is your head exploding?
— Well, I drank a little too much wine last night.
— If it makes you feel bad, why do you drink it?
— Nobody likes a wiseass, Jake.
— You have to put one dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass".
— Tell you what, here's twenty. That should cover me till lunch.

Pipe down on the swearing. From here on, you say nothing rougher than "Oh, dear."

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Chicago (2002)

Billy Flynn

Bad language is a stage all children go through, and it dies with time when they learn they’re not attracting attention with it.

— Shit. I can't take this fucking waiting.
— Excuse me. Do you normally curse this much?
— I didn't... What, are you a Mormon?
— Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics. What I'm saying is back when we first met, you were all like, «Oh, phooey. I burned the darn muffins». Now, you go into a bar, 10 minutes later, sailors come running out.

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The Long Kiss Goodnight

Charlene "Charly" Elizabeth Baltimore / Samantha Caine

Mitch Henessey

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Ironic Quotes

You motherfucker. Come on, you little ass. Fuck with me, huh? You fuckin' little asshole, dickhead, cocksucker! You fuckin' come on! Come fuck with me! I'll get your ass, you jerk! You fuckhead, motherfucker! Fuck all of you and your family! Come on, you cocksucker, slime-bucket, shit-face, dirt ball! Come on, you scum-sucker, you fuckin' weemie! Come on, you asshole!

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