Oath Quotes

— I want to do something for her. But what?
— Well, there's the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep.

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises are made to be broken, it would be nice to see words come back into power.

Chuck Palahniuk

Lullaby

world

words

promises

— Left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand. You swear to tell the truth, so help you God?
— And then some.

Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that god may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

Kingdom of Heaven

Godfrey de Ibelin

Motivational Quotes

— What of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
— Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Army of Darkness

Sheila (Ashley's girlfriend)

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams

sex

Funny Quotes

Ye are Blood of my Blood, and Bone of my Bone,
I give ye my Body, that we Two might be One.
I give ye my Spirit, 'til our Life shall be Done.

Listen up, Baby Beel. When a man makes up his mind, he never ever changes it! You understand?
I won’t punch people! I won’t make them grovel before me! Thus, I will be what people call a super nice guy! So, promise me, if I fulfill my vow, you won't cry, ever... You can’t break a man’s promise!