Ashley "Ash" J. Williams

— What of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
— Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shopsmart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.

Klaatu... barada... Iu... necktie. Nectar, nickel. Noodle. It's an "N" word. It's definitely an "N" word. It's definitely an "N" word. Klaatu barada n...
Okay, then. That's it.

I'm bad Ash, and you're good Ash. You're goody little two-shoes.