Models Quotes

If you tell folks you're a model, they shut down. Your being a model will mean they're networking with some lower life form. They start using baby talk. They dumb down. But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

— Modeling, a lot of people think it's easy. But it's the hardest job in the world, isn't it?
— It's very hard. Standing in heels all day, and everyone's watching you, so you have to make sure your walk is good. And, yeah.
— Yeah, it's really hard, 'cause you've gotta remember, like, to put your right leg forward and then put your left leg forward and then, like, which one now? Right leg again, and then, like, the left one. And then sometimes you even have to turn.
— Yeah. And especially the turn. It's so scary.

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Funny Quotes

Eric Matthews: — Where do we start?
Victor Melling: — Teeth, hair, manicure, pedicure.
Gracie Hart: — Which one first? Hey, guys, what teeth are you gonna do to my teeth?
Victor Melling: — Hopefully, remove the beer stains and steak residue.
Gracie Hart: — Can't I get some Novocain? What are you doing?
Victor Melling: — Your hair should make a statement.
Gracie Hart: — As long as it doesn't say "Thank you very much for the Country Music Award".
Attention. Attention. All hair removal units, wax, electrolysis, laser, to commence at 23:00 hours.
Gracie Hart: — Ow!
Victor Melling: — Bikini wax.