Government Quotes

— When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?
— I'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years.
— Myra, where am I gonna get a job?
— Government.
— Government? "A job that ain't just stealing from folks"? Government?

They can't think, they can't imagine. Most of them can't even spell. They just run things.

— Mr. President, the Russian news crew is with us. I told them you'd give them a sound bite about life in the White House.
— There is no life in the White House!

— So... what do you do?
— What do I do? I'm the key figure in a government plot to deny the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy with key players
in the highest levels of power. And it reaches down into the lives of every man, woman and child on this planet.

You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom!