Exams Quotes

— Mr Director, the students received their results. More than 80% passed. You should be happy. It's a record.
— So, if I understand correctly, you're telling me with a smile that 20% didn't pass.

— You wanna catch a beer?
— I can't. I gotta run a few errands.
— What? You don't want a beer? What's wrong?
— I... got the results back from the detective exam.
— You failed again? This is why I never took that test. All the anxiety and disappointment. At some point, you have to realize you have hit your ceiling and just give up.

— Are you nervous?
— No. Were you? For your test?
— No. I was terrified.