— You're an actress, right? — All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Nick SpitzGrace BallardActorFunny Quotes
— You wanna catch a beer? — I can't. I gotta run a few errands. — What? You don't want a beer? What's wrong? — I... got the results back from the detective exam. — You failed again? This is why I never took that test. All the anxiety and disappointment. At some point, you have to realize you have hit your ceiling and just give up. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Jimmy SternNick SpitzExamsRestDisappointmentFunny Quotes