In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention. Laura Waldo Lydecker quotes about myself selfishness Sarcastic Quotes
At every wedding, he wants to be the bride; at every funeral, the corpse. Unknown author boasting, bragging behavior Sarcastic Quotes
I'm buried up to neck in contradictionary lies. I take a pride, as the kind of illiterature. I'm very ape. I'm very nice. If you ever need anything please, Don't hesitate, to ask someone else first. I'm too busy acting like I'm not native. I've seen it all. I was the first. Nirvana Very Ape selfishness