Disease Quotes

— Is mommy drunk, daddy?
— No, no, she's just got a little migraine. A little Chardonnay migraine.

Librians...there is a disease in the heart of man. Its symptom is hate. Its symptom...is anger. Its symptom is rage. Its symptom...is war. The disease...is human emotion.

— You are ailing. You will be operated upon.
— Doctor, what is wrong with me?
— You have a terrible illness. Your heart is big, the world is small.
— Then operate on the world. Why remove this poor soul's heart?

You're a disease, and I'm the cure.

— He lied to us.
— What?
— He lied to us. You want a jockey who lies to us?
— What do you mean?
— He can't see. He's blind in one eye.
— It's fine, Tom.
— It's fine?
— Yeah, it's fine. "You don't throw a whole life away... just because it's banged up a little bit."

— Maybe you should just go home.
— No, thank you. I'm saving my sick days for when I feel better.