Childbirth, Delivery Quotes

— But you're giving birth here!
— What did you think? I ain't knitting!

— More. But I'm tougher, and I complain less.
— Not when you give birth — and you do that a lot.

— And you handle this.
— What? Me?
— Yeah, it's easy. You just catch.
— Are you sure he knows what he's doing?
— He does it all the time. Let the man work.

— OK, one more time, I can see the head!
— The head...?

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Taxi 3

the doctor is in the maternity ward

Émilien Coutant-Kerbalec

Funny Quotes

My mother told me that when I was born I was so surprised that I didn't talk for a year an a half.

Pete had looked out first and seen all the delivery-room machinery waiting for him and somehow realized what he was being born into, and had grabbed on to everything handy in there to try to stave off being born.

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Ken Kesey

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Life

Sad Quotes

Once you've seen the inside of somebody's stomach, I think your relationships with that person probably moves on to... what? A new lever?

I'm not sure how much there is to gain from you two being at the coal face if I'm honest. My ex-husband said it was like watching his favourite pub burn down. So. Your choice.

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Bridget Jones's Baby

Dr Rawlings

— You're gonna be all right. The women always get nervous before labor.
— I am not a woman.
— Oh, but pregnant people... Things get nervous. Everybody gets nervous before labor.

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Enemy Mine

Willis Davidge

Jeriba "Jerry" Shigan

Anxiety

Funny Quotes

— What's this stupid thing you want to ask me?
— Okay. You know how my dad is insane.
— He made me watch a slide show of some chick giving birth, so yeah.
— Now he wants you to come to dinner.
— I'll pass.

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10 Things I Hate About You

The fear in their faces would haunt Dr. Larch forever, the epitome of everything he could never understand about the great ambiguity in the feelings people had for children. There was the human body, which was so clearly designed to want babies — and then there was the human mind, which was so confused about the matter. Sometimes the mind didn't want the babies, but sometimes the mind was so perverse that it made other people have babies they knew they didn't want. For whom was this insisting done? Dr. Larch wondered. For whom did some minds insist that babies, even clearly unwanted ones, must be brought, screaming, into the world?

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John Irving

The Cider House Rules

Children