Chess Quotes

— Oh, you are going down, you are so going down.
— Listen Hoss! Let me tell tell you something. What I actually got about this game, you won't even learned yet.

— I think he's afraid of what's gonna happen if he loses.
— No. He's afraid of what's going to happen if he wins.

— Not! Do not! No no! Do not do this! He has set a trap for you! If you queen a pawn, then he will move his bishop to c1. And you will answer him with a horse. But then... he will advance the pawn to d7, threatening your boat. And even if you check after that, if you move your knight to e2, you will lose.
— Conduct someone this gentleman to the exit.
— The combination is almost exactly like Alekhine with Bogolyubov in the 22nd year.
— Wait a minute! What did you say there?
— It is a trap. If you go pawn, he will take your rook, and you will lose.
— And what am I then, in your opinion, have to do?
— You should go on the defensive. Don't move forward. Avoid his attacks. And most importantly, take the king out from under the blow.
From g8 to h7. He will translate the attack to the opposite flank, but you parry it with your rook from c8 to c4. It will take two moves he will lose a pawn and your advantage. Your passed pawn will remain against his pawn. And this is already a draw. Nothing else can be done here.
— I didn't understand a word from his speech, but he spoke confidently, like a real professional! Maybe someone has others suggestions? Well, OK. What's the difference how to lose? King from g8 to h7?
— G8 — h7.
— Did he agree to a draw? We forced the world champion himself agree to a draw?!

— Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
— I can guess, baby.
— We play chess.
— I guessed wrong.