— Women are suckers for a good apology. Just keep shoveling it on till roses start growing in it.
— Poor Satan. He'll come for your soul and he'll leave empty-handed.

— If you've got someone to clean your house and do your shopping and you're getting action on a regular basis, the only reason you need a wife is if you have some sick compulsion to give away half your stuff.

Your big mistake was dealing with them as a group. The trick with women is to split them off from the herd, one by one. Otherwise, they spook and you risk a stampede. Kind of like buffalo!