The Office [Season 1]

— I'm against violence in the workplace.
— So am I.
— Nobody cares what you think.
— Doesn't matter.

— Well, what is your type?
— Moms... primarily. Yep, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms. Any type of mom, really.
— That's disgusting. Stay away from my mom.
— Too late, Kev.

I think, in order to be a ladies' man, it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies' man.