Silicon Valley

Of course I'm afraid of her! The woman got pregnant just to prove to me that she could do it without missing a day of work.

If we can make your audio and video files smaller, we can make cancer smaller. And hunger. And... AIDS.

I don't wanna live in a world where someone else makes the world a better place, better than we do.

Look, guys, for thousands of years, guys like us have gotten the shit kicked out of us. But now, for the first time, we're living in an era, where we can be in charge and build empires. We could be the Vikings of our day.

Gates, Ellison, Jobs, Dell. All dropped out of college. Silicon Valley is the cradle of innovation because of drop outs. A college has become a cruel expensive joke on the poor and the middle class that benefits only the perpetrators of it.

Your muffins smell like s**t and so do your ideas.

Don't touch anything. Failure is contagious.

Are you fucking serious? Lowercase letters? Twitter, lowercase "t". Google, lowercase "g". Facebook, lowercase "f". Every fucking company in the Valley has lowercase letters. Why? Because it's safe.

We may be fine. We may be totally fine. We also may be totally fucked.