— What are you doing here? — As ever, I'm concerned about you. — Yes, I've been hearing about your "concern". — Always so aggressive. Did it never occur to you that you and I belong on the same side? — Oddly enough... No. — We have more in common than you'd like to believe. This petty feud between us is simply childish. People will suffer. And you know how it always upset Mummy. — I upset her? Me? It wasn't me that upset her, Mycroft. — No. No, wait... Mummy? Who's Mummy? — Mother. Our mother. This is my brother, Mycroft.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Sherlock HolmesMycroft HolmesDr. Watson Season 1 Episode 1
— What do you think, then, Dr. Watson? There's another bedroom upstairs, if you'll be needing two bedrooms. — Of course we'll be needing two. — Oh, don't worry, there's all sorts round here. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Mrs. HudsonDr. Watson Season 1 Episode 1 Ironic Quotes
I didn't kill those four people, Mr Holmes. I spoke to them and they killed themselves. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jeff Hope Season 1 Episode 1 Ironic Quotes
I bet you get bored, don't you? I know you do. A man like you. So clever. But what's the point of being clever if yo can't prove it? Still the addict. But this... this is what you're really addicted to. You'll do anything... anything at all, to stop being bored. Swallowing pills Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jeff Hope Season 1 Episode 1 Boredom
Sorry, got to dash. I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Sherlock Holmes Season 1 Episode 1 Funny Quotes
— And because you're dying, you've just murdered four people. — I've outlived four people. That's the most fun you can have with an aneurism. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Sherlock HolmesJeff Hope Season 1 Episode 1 MurderIronic Quotes
— I'll make you that cuppa, you rest your leg. — Damn my leg! Sorry, I'm so sorry. It's just sometimes this bloody thing... — I understand, dear, I've got a hip. — Cup of tea'd be lovely. Thank you. — Just this once, dear, I'm not your housekeeper. — Couple of biscuits too, if you've got them. — Not your housekeeper!Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Mrs. HudsonDr. Watson Season 1 Episode 1
— You want me to come with you? — I like company when I go out and I think better when I talk aloud. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Sherlock HolmesDr. Watson Season 1 Episode 1
— People don't have arch-enemies. — I'm sorry? — In real life. There are no arch-enemies in real life. Doesn't happen. — Doesn't it? Sounds a bit dull. What do real people have, then, in their "real lives"? — Friends. People they know, people they like, people they don't like. Girlfriends, boyfriends. — Yes, well, as I was saying, dull. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Sherlock HolmesDr. Watson Season 1 Episode 1
— You did get shot, though. — Sorry? — In Afghanistan. — There was an actual wound. — Oh. Yeah, shoulder. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Sherlock HolmesDr. Watson Season 1 Episode 1
— What a I doing here? — Helping me make a point. — I'm supposed to help you pay the rent. — This is more fun. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Dr. WatsonSherlock Holmes Season 1 Episode 1 TruthFunny Quotes
The name's Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Baker Street. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Sherlock Holmes Season 1 Episode 1
— Her phone. Where's her mobile phone? There was no phone on the body, there's no phone in the case. We know she had one. You just texted it. — Maybe she left it at home. — She has a string of lovers and she's careful about it. She never leaves her phone at home. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Sherlock HolmesLestrade Season 1 Episode 1
The game, Mrs Hudson, is on! Copy quote Share Report a mistake Sherlock Holmes Season 1 Episode 1 Game