Sherlock Quotes

— Have you got given Mycroft the memory stick yet?
— Yep. He was over the moon. Threatened me with a knighthood... again.

[Sherlock shoots at the wall]
— What the hell are you doing?
— Bored.

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— I've disappointed you.
— That's good, that's a good deduction, yeah.
— Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them.

— Homeless network. Really indispensable.
— Homeless network?
— My eyes and ears, all over the city.
— Ah, that's clever. So you scratch their backs, and...?
— Yes, then disinfect myself.

All that matters to me is the work! Without that, my brain rots!

What does that matter? So we go round the sun. If we went round the moon, or round and round the garden like a teddy bear, it wouldn't make any difference!

— Oh... There's a head. A severed head!
— Just tea for me, thanks.
— No, tere's a head in the fridge.
— Yes?
— A bloody head!
— Well, where else was I supposed to put it? You don't mind, do you?
— Well...
— Got it from Bart's morgue. I'm measuring the coagulation of saliva after death.

— Pointless, you'll never find him, but I know a man who can.
— Who?
— Me.

— "Sherlock sees through everything and everyone in seconds. What's incredible, though, is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things."
— Hang on a minute, I didn't mean that...
— Oh, you meant "spectacularly ignorant" in a nice way? look, it doesn't matter to me who's Prime Minister or..
— Yeah, I know.
— ..who's sleeping with who..
— Whether the earth goes round the sun.

— You've got to find those plans, Sherlock. Don't make me order you.
— I'd like to see you try.

— Lestrade — I've been summoned. Coming?
— If you want me to.
— Of course. I'd be lost without my blogger.

Oh, you're angry with me, so you won't help. Not much cop, this caring lark.

— Why did you lie? You've got nothing on. Not a single case. That's why the wall took a pounding. Why did you tell your brother you were busy?
— Why shouldn't I?

— What do you mean "gay"? We're together.
— And domestic bliss must suit you, Molly. You've put on three pounds since I last saw you.
— Two-and-a-haif.
— No, three.
— Sherlock.
— He's not gay! Why do you have to spoil..? He's not!
— With that level of personal grooming?
— Because he puts a bit of product in his hair? I put product in my hair.
— You wash your hair, there's a difference. No, no — tinted eyelashes, clear signs of taurine cream around the frown lines. Those tired, clubber's eyes. Then there's his underwear.
— His underwear?
— Visible above the waistline. Very visible. Very particular brend. Plus the extremely suggestive fact that he just left his number under the dish. I'd say you'd better break it off now and safe yourself the pain.

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