— Was mr. Evans in an accident?
— Yes, he was in a train wreck called his life.

Your previous answer was so wrong, It almost became right again!

I'm not looking for a relationship. I like to be an island, okay? People can visit the island, but no one gets to stay. Safer that way.

— You're dangerous, aren't you?
— Yes, I am.
— I bet you listen to rap music.