Scrubs [Season 8, Episode 15]

I'm sick of pretending that we don't like each other. It is distinctly not fun anymore. And would you like to know why? Because A, we are over 12 and B, we actually do like each other. In fact, brace yourself, we love each other.

— Remember when my dog died and you told me he went to doggy hell? And then you said my mom was gonna go to doggy hell, too, when she died?
— Because of her dog face.
— Right.