Scrubs [Season 6, Episode 1]

If you're a 44-year-old man wearing a jumpsuit and you are not climbing into the cockpit of a rocket ship, chances are you've made a lot of wrong turns along the way.

Your sarcasm is wasted on me, you giant pregnant beast.

— You wanna be like everybody else and say, «Everything's gonna be just fine».
— Dude, I'm your best friend. I'll tell you whatever you want me to.