Scrubs [Season 5, Episode 14]

It's a strange feeling when everyone's stuck in hell and you're not.

I was just glad to watch TV and, for once, not be in a world of crap.

Here's the lowdown. In three hours, my shift ends, at which point I will be leaving and meeting with my ex-wife for a celebratory "best doctor in the city" date which is guaranteed to end in crazy hotel sex. I'm thinking six-inch heels, a leather mask, fishnet stockings. Who knows? She may even get dressed up.

If I wanted to waste my breath, I'd have given my wife mouth-to-mouth when she went into cardiac arrest.

— Oh, your hernia stitches look great, Mr. Borland.
— Could you give them a kiss?
— Maybe later.