Scrubs [Season 4, Episode 4]

— Heaven's a diner?
— Get anything you want, dear.
— Ooh! Maybe I'll have some flapjacks!
— They don't have those.
— No flapjacks in heaven!?! Are flapjacks evil?

I swear, that young man has killed so many people, I'm starting to think he just might be a government agent.

— How do you celebrate without heroin?
— Uh, with cake mostly.
— Then let's score some cake.