Scrubs [Season 1, Episode 3]

In my experience when two friends miss a chance like this you've got exactly 48 hours to get the kiss, or one of you will over-think it, OK she's gonna over-think it, Then you end up permanently stuck in the Friend Zone...

Tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl, I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

And you, you one-woman freak show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist. If you're so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine, over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've got to replace the captain of your brain ship because he's drunk.

Dude, I got to close for the first time ever. Ever. The human body is so disgusting. Not yours. Yours is stunning.