Scrubs Quotes

Year:

2001 – 2010

Tagline:

«I'm No Superman»

In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.

Country:

USA

Genres:

Drama, Comedy

Scrubs Quotes by Category

That's crazy talk. I have half a mind to issue you a drug test.

I'm a little doormat,
I sit and I stay.
Let people use me
every single day.

Here's the good news, however. Turns out it's never too late to turn the whole thing around.

Despite the fact that tomorrow you will be a resident, you'll still be the excitable girl that you are now. The only difference will be that some new intern will mistake you for somebody who actually knows something.

If crying worked on me, my wife would have her own car by now.

You cannot have sex with someone you care about. Sex is for making babies and revenge.

Jordan. To what do we owe the horror?

Barbie! Give my ex-wife here a physical, and don't be afraid of that third eye on her chest. Just remember, it's just as scared of you as you are of it.

Come on, Perry. No soft spot for the one woman who slept with you sober?