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Scrubs [Season 3]

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- I know that the very idea of you doing a favor for me makes those ass cheeks clench up so tight that you could shovea lump of coal up there and probably crap out a diamond! Right? Ohh.... Come on, Bob, I can't even remember the last time I saw my son, and you - you - you're a father, for God's sake, you understand, don't you? - My son was recently kicked out of his Hari Krishna sect for being too much of a hippie, and is currently residing in the Portland subway system. The point, Perry, is that the only thing I care less about than my son... is your son. Have fun at the Big House.
- I know that the very idea of you doing a favor for me makes those ass cheeks clench up so tight that you could shovea lump of coal up there and probably crap out a diamond! Right? Ohh.... Come on, Bob, I can't even remember the last time I saw my son, and you - you - you're a father, for God's sake, you understand, don't you? - My son was recently kicked out of his Hari Krishna sect for being too much of a hippie, and is currently residing in the Portland subway system. The point, Perry, is that the only thing I care less about than my son... is your son. Have fun at the Big House.
Dr. Perry Cox
Bob Kelso
Season 3
Episode 1
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<b>John Dorian:</b> - You're an actor. <b>Janitor:</b> - You're a fireman... What are we doing? <b>John Dorian:</b> - Game over, Klaus. I saw you in Β«The FugitiveΒ». <b>Janitor:</b> - Oh, yeah. I was in a Harrison Ford movie, but I chose this life instead. It's a little more glamorous. <b>Dr. Bob Kelso:</b> - Hey, champ. There's some vomit on the back steps with your name on it. <b>Janitor:</b> - That's my cue. Action! <b>John Dorian:</b> - Cut.
<b>John Dorian:</b> - You're an actor. <b>Janitor:</b> - You're a fireman... What are we doing? <b>John Dorian:</b> - Game over, Klaus. I saw you in Β«The FugitiveΒ». <b>Janitor:</b> - Oh, yeah. I was in a Harrison Ford movie, but I chose this life instead. It's a little more glamorous. <b>Dr. Bob Kelso:</b> - Hey, champ. There's some vomit on the back steps with your name on it. <b>Janitor:</b> - That's my cue. Action! <b>John Dorian:</b> - Cut.
<b>John Dorian:</b> - You're an actor. <b>Janitor:</b> - You're a fireman... What are we doing? <b>John Dorian:</b> - Game over, Klaus. I saw you in Β«The FugitiveΒ». <b>Janitor:</b> - Oh, yeah. I was in a Harrison Ford movie, but I chose this life instead. It's a little more glamorous. <b>Dr. Bob Kelso:</b> - Hey, champ. There's some vomit on the back steps with your name on it. <b>Janitor:</b> - That's my cue. Action! <b>John Dorian:</b> - Cut.
<b>John Dorian:</b> - You're an actor. <b>Janitor:</b> - You're a fireman... What are we doing? <b>John Dorian:</b> - Game over, Klaus. I saw you in Β«The FugitiveΒ». <b>Janitor:</b> - Oh, yeah. I was in a Harrison Ford movie, but I chose this life instead. It's a little more glamorous. <b>Dr. Bob Kelso:</b> - Hey, champ. There's some vomit on the back steps with your name on it. <b>Janitor:</b> - That's my cue. Action! <b>John Dorian:</b> - Cut.
J.D.
The Janitor (Glenn Matthews)
Season 3
Episode 8
Profession
Acting
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Wedding talk? How lovely. Listen, Hilton sisters, Mr Quinn in 206 still has a severely shattered clavicle and he needs a surgical consult. Seeing as he's your patient and you're a surgeon, gosh, I was hoping that if you two hens have an extra moment between choosing centre pieces and deciding exactly how you're gonna attach that veil onto baldy's head, it would just be super-de-duper if you could peek in and give him the old lookie-loo, wouldn't it?
Wedding talk? How lovely. Listen, Hilton sisters, Mr Quinn in 206 still has a severely shattered clavicle and he needs a surgical consult. Seeing as he's your patient and you're a surgeon, gosh, I was hoping that if you two hens have an extra moment between choosing centre pieces and deciding exactly how you're gonna attach that veil onto baldy's head, it would just be super-de-duper if you could peek in and give him the old lookie-loo, wouldn't it?
Dr. Perry Cox
Season 3
Episode 2
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