Once upon a time [Season 4, Episode 4]

You want to come in and have coffee with my parents, a newborn, and a human ice maker?

— I've only seen you go on one date, and that was with a flying monkey. Thought I had to top that.
— He set the bar pretty high. He proposed that night.
— He also tried to kill you.

You should have seen me when Kristoff started dating Anna. It's the only time in my entire life that I've ever made someone sweat.

— Well, you can spare yourself the trouble, mate. I assure you, your daughter couldn't be in better hands.
— That's exactly what worries me, especially now that you have two of them.

I never faced my inner darkness. As soon as I met the old man, I knew what I had to do. I could never hurt someone to get what I want. Elsa wouldn't want me to. So I was never even tempted by that inner darkness you speak of. In fact, I don't even think I have one.

This hand isn't cursed. <...> This hand is nothing but a lump of flesh. The only thing it did was give you permission, permission to be the man you really are... Not some puppy dog chasing after the object of his affection, but a ruthless pirate who will stop at nothing to get what he wants. I did you a favor. I helped you remember the darkness that lies beneath.

My name is Joan. I was hoping you could help me. Is there something wrong with your skin? Not that it looks like anything's wrong with your skin. You know, I have a cream...

Mary Margaret: — So, how was it?
Emma Swan: — You guys are still awake.
Mary Margaret: — We want to hear everything about the date.
David Nolan: — Some of us don't want to hear everything.
Mary Margaret: — How was the restaurant? Did you go anywhere after? Was there a good-night kiss?
David Nolan: — That, for instance, is one of the things I don't want to know about.

Biscuits. You mean you don't eat children?