Once upon a time [Season 3, Episode 13]

— The Wicked Witch of the West? Seriously? She's real, too?
— Says the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming.

— I'm your sister. Actually, half-sister, but... details, details.
— That's not possible. You're... green.
— And you're rude.

— I already lost Henry. I already lost the only thing I care about.
— That doesn't mean you won't find a new reason. We all get a second chance, Regina. You just have to open your eyes to see it.

David Nolan: — What exactly took little John?
Robin Hood: — We didn't get a good look... some manner of beast with wings.
Emma Swan: — It sounds a lot like the monster that attacked me in New York.
Killian Jones: — You mean the monster you were gonna to marry?
David Nolan: — You were gonna marry someone?
Killian Jones: — Did you just miss the part where I said "monster"?

— Oh. Henry, this is David and Mary Margaret.
— Are you helping my mom with the case? Or are they the ones who jumped bail?
— Oh, no, they are... they're just... old friends.
— Friends? From where?
— Phoenix.
— Here.
— Well, Phoenix... and then... here.
— But I thought you were only in Phoenix for... being in that place.
— Right. We were cell mates.
— Really? What were you in for?
— Banditry. People make mistakes. The important thing is... to find a way to keep moving on.

Regina Mills: — And if our simian friend is any indication, then I think we know exactly who's taking up residence in our castle. The Wicked Witch.
Leroy: — We talking East or West?
Mary Margaret: — Does it matter? Neither one sounds good.
Leroy: — One, you drop a house on. The other, you toss a bucket of water at.

— What the hell was that thing?
— Don't look at me. I'm a doctor, not a vet.