— We're celebrating? Today was a disaster, and we got lucky.
— You're right. But when you get lucky, you celebrate.

The day that the rain smelled like ice cream, my bunny went to heaven in front of my eyes. The day that the copper pipes in the old building smelled like burnt food, my brother went to heaven in front of my eyes.

We have each other, and that's all we need.

— Letting things get personal is a sure formula for screwing things up.
— Letting things get personal is how we how we make it matter.

I'm not desperate. I'm confident. Which should make you feel better.

Beauty increases happiness. Happiness improves outlook.

Never make an important decision while you are angry, upset, high, or right before or after having sex.

Unfounded accusations can destroy people's lives.

Making a decision on the assumption you made a mistake is a mistake.

Everyone has an agenda. Sometimes it's conscious, sometimes it's not, but it's always there.

Everyone is dealing with something. We just have to love other people for who they are and hope they love us, too.

You show someone respect because you respect them, or because you're afraid of them.

Every time you get in your car, hell, every time you leave your home you take a risk something bad could happen. But you do it anyway, you know, to make yourself better, to make the world better, sometimes just to have fun.

Here's how you win the debate. You don't make it personal. You do not make it about you. That is what they want, and if you give it to them, you will lose.