Game of Thrones [Season 1, Episode 1]

Let me give you some advice, Bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour... and it can never be used to hurt you.

The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.

I don't fight in tournaments... because when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do.

— How did he get so fat?
— He only stops eating when it's time for a drink.

A madman sees what he sees.

A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.

— You're Tyrion Lannister, the queen's brother?
— My greatest accomplishment.

— Lord Eddard Stark... I would name you the Hand of the King.
— I'm not worthy of the honour.
— I'm not trying to honour you. I'm trying to get you to run my kingdom, while I eat, drink and whore my way to an early grave.

All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes.

— You should be The Hand of the King.
— That's an honor I can do without. Their days are too long, their lives are too short.

The king takes what he wants. That's why he's King.

— Ten is too young to see such things.
— He won't be a boy forever. And winter is coming.

— Whatever did it to them could do it to us. They even killed the cildren!
— It's a good thing we're not children.