— If anyone gets nosy, you know, just... shoot 'em. — Shoot 'em? — Politely. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment captain Malcolm ReynoldsZoΓ« Washburne Season 1 Episode 1 Ironic Quotes
— I know somethin' ain't right. — Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Hoban WashburneZoΓ« Washburne Season 1 Episode 1 Criminality, CriminalsFunny Quotes
— We're gonna die. — We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. And you know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw, huh? Copy quote Share Report a mistake captain Malcolm ReynoldsBendis Season 1 Episode 1 Encouraging Quotes
Simon Tam: — Uh, I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can. How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Malcolm Reynolds: — You don't know me, son, so let me explain this to you once. If I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me, and you'll be armed. Simon Tam: — Are you always this sentimental? Malcolm Reynolds: — I had a good day. Simon Tam: — You had the Alliance on you — criminals and savages. Half the people on this ship have been shot or wounded, including yourself... — and you're harboring known fugitives. Malcolm Reynolds: — Well, we're still flyin'. Simon Tam: — That's not much. Malcolm Reynolds: — It's enough.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake doctor Simon Tamcaptain Malcolm Reynolds Season 1 Episode 1 Sarcastic Quotes
The woods are the only place I can see a clear path. Copy quote Share Report a mistake captain Malcolm Reynolds Season 1 Episode 1 Way
Inara Serra: — I'd have to say this is the first time we've had a preacher on board. Derrial Book: — Well, I wasn't expecting to see a state official either. I'm missing something funny? Kaylee: — Not so funny. Inara Serra: — Ambassador is Mal's way of saying. Mal: — She's a whore, Shepherd. Kaylee: — The term is "Companion." Mal: — I always get those mixed up.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Inara Serrashepherd Derrial BookKaywinnet Lee "Kaylee" Fryecaptain Malcolm Reynolds Season 1 Episode 1 Ironic Quotes
— Wheel never stops turnin', Badger. — That only matters to the people on the rim. Copy quote Share Report a mistake captain Malcolm ReynoldsBadger Season 1 Episode 1 ChangesSarcastic Quotes
— She shot you. — Well, yeah. She did a bit. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Hoban Washburnecaptain Malcolm Reynolds Season 1 Episode 1
— Captain, do you mind if I say grace? — Only if you say it out loud. Copy quote Share Report a mistake shepherd Derrial Bookcaptain Malcolm Reynolds Season 1 Episode 1 PrayerReligion
— So, does it happen a lot? Government commandeering your ship... — telling you where to go? — That's what governments are for-get in a man's way. Copy quote Share Report a mistake doctor Simon Tamcaptain Malcolm Reynolds Season 1 Episode 1 Government
— Don't think it's a good spot, sir. She still has the advantage over us. — Everyone always does. That's what makes us special. Copy quote Share Report a mistake ZoΓ« Washburnecaptain Malcolm Reynolds Season 1 Episode 1 AdvantageParticularityIronic Quotes
She meant to pay you, she'd have haggled you down some. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jayne Cobb Season 1 Episode 1 TradeMeaningful Quotes