Charmed Quotes

— Why didn't you tell Prue I was coming back?
— And risk her changing the locks?

Money, antiques, a strong disposition. That's what normal people inherit!

— According to the Book of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch named Melinda Warren.
— And we have a cousin who's a drunk, and uncle who's manic, and a father who's invisible.

— Don't tell me you put on a black conical hat and spent the night flying around the neighbourhood on a broomstick?
— The only broom I've ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop.

— She had nowhere else to go. She lost her job. She's in debt.
— And this is news?

— That woman up there, I'll bet she was killed with an athame.
— Wrong. Double-edged steel knife.
— Right. That's an athame.

— Nothing happened, right, Phoebe? When you did the incantation?
— Well, my head spun around and I vomited split pea soup.

— I forgot your question.
— I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
— That's disgusting. (looks at spirit board) Please say yes.

Hear now the words of the witches
The secrets we hid in the night.
The oldest of gods are invoked here
The great work of magic is sought.
... In this night and in this hour
I call upon the ancient power.
Bring your powers to we sisters three!
We want the power. Give us the power.

— You're always so hard on her.
— Piper, the girl has no vision, no sense of the future.
— I really think Phoebe's coming around.
— Well, as long as she doesn't come around here I guess that's good news.