Charmed Quotes

— That's easy for you to say. You'll never greet your husband with, "Honey, I think I froze the kids".
— No, I've just accidentally moved then to another zip code.
— But I will see them, find them and bring them back safely.

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Phoebe Halliwell

Piper Halliwell

— According to the Book of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch named Melinda Warren.
— And we have a cousin who's a drunk, and uncle who's manic, and a father who's invisible.

— Don't tell me you put on a black conical hat and spent the night flying around the neighbourhood on a broomstick?
— The only broom I've ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop.

— She had nowhere else to go. She lost her job. She's in debt.
— And this is news?

— I'll call 911.
— And tell them what, that she's dying of old age at 25?

— That woman up there, I'll bet she was killed with an athame.
— Wrong. Double-edged steel knife.
— Right. That's an athame.

— Nothing happened, right, Phoebe? When you did the incantation?
— Well, my head spun around and I vomited split pea soup.

I guess you can't change people. They have to change themselves.

— I forgot your question.
— I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
— That's disgusting. (looks at spirit board) Please say yes.

Hear now the words of the witches
The secrets we hid in the night.
The oldest of gods are invoked here
The great work of magic is sought.
... In this night and in this hour
I call upon the ancient power.
Bring your powers to we sisters three!
We want the power. Give us the power.

— You're always so hard on her.
— Piper, the girl has no vision, no sense of the future.
— I really think Phoebe's coming around.
— Well, as long as she doesn't come around here I guess that's good news.