Breaking Bad Quotes

— I know you gals have your ups and downs. I get it.
— Gals...
— And I need to get involved like I need a second hole in my ass.

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Look, if this option is too expensive, you can still always... Badger in the chow line.

— You are a blowfish.
— What?
— A blowfish. Think about it. Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Easy prey for predators... but the blowfish has a secret weapon... doesn't he? Doesn't he? What does the blowfish do, Jesse? What does the blowfish do?
— I don't even know...
— The blowfish puffs up. The blowfish puffs himself up four, five times larger than normal. And why? Why does he do that? So that it makes him intimidating, that's why. Intimidating. So that the other scarier fish are scared off. And that's you. You are a blowfish. You see, it's just all an illusion. You see, it's nothing but air. Now who messes with the blowfish, Jesse?
— Nobody.

— There's a third way.
— And what would that be?
— We got to be Tuco. All right? Cut out the middleman. Run our own game.
— So you're going to what? Snort meth off a bowie knife? You gonna beat your homeys to death when they «dis» you?

Raw talent's bound to pop up somewhere.

Man, they're like Jehovah's Witnesses. They don't give up.

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Brandon «Badger» Mayhew

Season 2

Episode 3

Sarcastic Quotes

Stay out of my territory!

You corner the market, then raise the price. Simple economics.

— I've got a better idea.
— Thank God! All right. What is it, Mr. White? Lay it on me.
— Beans.
— Beans?
— They're castor beans.
— So what are we gonna do with them? Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk, huh? Climb it and escape?
— We are going to process them into ricin.
— Rice and beans?
— Ricin.

We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.

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Walter White

Season 2

Episode 2

Follow me, guys, but if a mosquito's buzzing around you, it bites you on the ass, you don't go gunning for the mosquito's attorney. You go grab a flyswatter.

— Well, try to think of this as good timing. You'll start feeling better soon, more like yourself. And your hair should start to come back.
— Kind of gotten used to the old cue-ball look.
— I prefer to think of it as streamlined.
— Right. Aerodynamic.

There's the easy way, and then there's the right way, right?

— You're smart, all right? You made poison out of beans, yo. All right, look. We got... We got an entire lab right here, all right? How about you take some of these chemicals... and mix up some rocket fuel? And we can just send up a signal flare. Or you make some kind of robot to get us help... or a homing device... or build a new battery or... <...> What? Hey. What is it? What?
— Do you have any money? Change, I mean. Coins. Gather them. And washers and nuts and bolts and screws... and whatever little pieces of metal we can think of that is galvanized. It has to be galvanized or solid zinc.
— Solid zinc, okay.
— And bring me... Bring me brake pads. The front wheels should have discs. Take them off and bring them to me.
— What are we building?
— You said it yourself.
— A robot?

I am. Positive is good. I'm all for positive... but positive doesn't change facts, all right? It.... It doesn't change the need to be prepared.

But you can't infantilize them, you can't live their life for them. But still, I mean, there is that frustration. You know, that... God, that frustration that goes along with, you know: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do know what is best for you, so listen." But of course, they don't.

Breaking Bad [Season 2]

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