— This is Karen Moreno from Champion Vending Company. I'm with customer service.
— Yeah?
— I'm calling in regards to your complaint letters, mister Mitchell. There's been four so far.
— You're with the customer service department?
— Yes, sir. I am the customer service department. It's just me.
— Do you usually make service calls at two in the morning?
— No. Not really. Never.
— I... I apologize for the inconvenience. I was just venting. I didn't expect anybody to read them. Sorry if...
— Your letters made me cry, mister Mitchell. Do you have anyone to talk to?