— Keeping her warm for me, Mike?
— Easy. Don't do nothing dumb.
— How was she? On your finger scale, how was my wife?
— It just happened, Joe. It...
— Sure, sure, I know. It just happened. It could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped... slipped on the floor and accidentally
stuck your dick in my wife. "Oops. I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."