— I'm 42.
— I'm 32.
— Really? You don't look it. I'm 44.
— Honest?
— I'm gonna be 46 this year.
— What do you want for your birthday?
— I want to stop bullshitting about things like my age.
— I'll be 35 on the 11th of November.
— You're a Scorpio?
— Mm.